straight men are so fucking gay
if you’re doubting me on this place a mini whiteboard and a felt pen about 10 feet from one and time how long it takes for them to crudely draw a penis
i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face
I’ve had worse housemates.
Is Death, single?
this sounds like a great idea for a tv show
Someone make this a book
*AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON*
Reblog and see who leaves you a kiss in your ask box.
OMG THIS IS SO CUTE
DO THIS PLEASE
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year
OH MY GOD
LET THAT SINK IN
imagine if we allocated just one year of our military budget to
improving our nations infrastructure
our education system
We’d have Starfleet soon if it went to NASA
are pears flammable
after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable
mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
[science clapping] well done friend
you forgot your data table:
it’s back in time for christmas
the incest coffee commercial
Nine out of ten doctors recommend going on a trip to an amusement park this weekend
The tenth doctor doesn’t want to go
how many followers did you lose because of this post
zero which is also the amount of times you will ever see the tenth doctor and rose together again
I will stab you
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
I thought I was the only one
we all have a time vortex in our eyes
…that’s what’s wrong with tumblr.
We looked into the Time Vortex…
Some of us were inspired, and some of went insane…
More like 90% of us went insane.
LOSING MY COOL
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME